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What should I do with this kitten?

What should I do with this kitten?
As a gift for my birthday I was given a kitten to keep as an companion, however due to size restraints of where I am living I am unable to keep it?

Here are the 3 options I have narrowed down to deal with this dilemma.

1. Slowly stewed kitten in a tomato & caper sauce served on pasta.

2. Marinate the ribs and thighs of the kitten to BBQ, thighs being on skewers with various summer vegetables.

3. Slow roast the kitten with pumpkin, potato & carrot served on a bed of greens with a red-wine vingarette.

What do you feel is the most appropriate?
i feel that you should see a doctor to talk to him about your feelings :)

answer my friends questions were having a debate?:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090906224408AALXySO
You're a douche,

I say we give you to a cannibal and let them do with you what they want.
You being a D*ck
lmao, this is hilarious!
but only if your kidding, lol.
Hm, id say the best way to go, is a doctor visit, a straight jacket, and some therapy :)
good luck with your mental illness! i really hope that kitten remains safe! and far away from you :)
None of them are appropriate. What is wrong with you? Even if you're attempting to be funny, it's anything but. I suggest you bring it to your local animal shelter. If you can't take care of your pet, I'm sure someone capable can.
are you saying you are gonna eat your birthday present??? are you insane? treat it like how a little girl does with a barbie doll or if you dont give it to me i have 12 cats but that was 1 year ago now because of the stupid neighbours i have 4 now so treat it like you love it so much.
Are you insane?
THROW IT AWAY IN THE GARBAGE!
what kind of a sick joke is this??
1, unless your joking!! if your for real i listen to the first person that posted there answer to you and defiantly see someone but if this is a joke its pretty hilarious.. you got a few pissed!
Are you mad!? That is terrible you seriously need help and if that's a joke it just shows how pathetic You are!
Knowing a retard when i see one!

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